Felix, Poo Cannon

Last night I was awoken by Dani trying to get my attention from Felix's room, by saying "Felix pooed". Groggy and bitter, I think to my self, 'Really, that seems so unlike him?' and 'Why does it take a team to change him in the middle of the night?' When I turn the corner to enter the bedroom I see what has occurred will take a team: any area directly south of Felix has been sprayed with his yellow lentil soup. Many have warned of the tiny fountain that comes with little boys and its predilection to fire when exposed to the air, but no one has warned of the other, deadlier weapon just inches away. His tiny poo cannon was able to shoot an amazing six feet before hitting the door about 2 feet from the floor! We quickly mopped up the filth, laughing in utter amazement thinking: who's child is this?